tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18425159240615893142024-03-13T04:27:44.719-07:00Canadian JokesDragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-17603971930645298452010-10-28T05:36:00.002-07:002010-10-28T05:38:01.684-07:00The difference between...<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being <br />
vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The New Yorker will yell "EH!!!! Wot you think yur DOING??"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Canadian will yell "Wot you think yur doing EH!!???"</span><br />
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<a href="http://www.101funjokes.com/canadian-jokes.htm">http://www.101funjokes.com/canadian-jokes.htm</a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-66639172479640611392010-10-28T05:35:00.000-07:002010-11-06T07:11:18.627-07:00Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian<div class="joke-text-page">Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian<br />
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br />
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9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.<br />
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8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.<br />
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7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br />
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6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.<br />
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5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?<br />
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4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br />
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3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.<br />
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2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.<br />
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1. It beats being an American.</div>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-278682179262618562010-10-28T05:34:00.001-07:002010-10-28T05:34:24.942-07:00What do urine samples ...<div class="joke-text-page">Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?<br />
A: The taste.</div>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-28867719006784862242010-10-24T05:47:00.000-07:002010-10-24T05:47:04.838-07:00A French guest who...A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.<br />
"Toilette pepper!"<br />
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<a href="http://www.humorsphere.com/humor/canadian_jokes.htm">http://www.humorsphere.com/humor/canadian_jokes.htm </a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-35170773279850545882010-10-24T05:45:00.003-07:002010-10-24T05:45:58.151-07:00An Englishman, a Canadian and ..<div class="joke-text-page"> An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.<br />
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."<br />
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The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."<br />
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."<br />
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The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."<br />
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<a href="http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/canadian-jokes">http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/canadian-jokes </a>Dragoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01606747564974381651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1842515924061589314.post-29414248312139825262010-10-24T05:44:00.001-07:002010-10-24T05:44:19.151-07:00The difference between ...<div class="joke-text-page"> The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is: The New Yorker will yell "EH!!!! Wot you think yur DOING??"<br />
The Canadian will yell "Wot you think yur doing EH!!???"<br />
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His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.<br />
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